May 2008
. . . gold and jade on the outside, rot and decay on the inside
April 2008
. . . I called her fab and mrs fish. I didn't get her name.
March 2008
. . . some have issues, others subscriptions
February 2008
. . . searching for the sweetest perfection
January 2008
. . . celebrating the year of the brow grower
December 2007
. . . if you think it then it must be true
November 2007
. . . all the islands in the ocean, all the heavens in the motion
October 2007
10-9 - 10-31 . . . more cake please?10-1 - 10-8 . . . it's my birthday. where's my cake?
September 2007
. . . trolling the internet for your benefit
August 2007
. . . and now time for the one minute dance party
July 2007
. . . here today, likely still here tomorrow
June 2007
. . . I will not change, and I will not be nice
May 2007
. . . yellow and green make blue
April 2007
. . . where every week is shark week
March 2007
. . . staying up all night so you don't have to
February 2007
. . . me-ism for the masses
January 2007
. . . keeping it adequite in 2007
December 2006
. . . long time lurker, first time poster
November 2006
. . . clean underpants daily. metronaturally!
October 2006
. . . cool, like a pair of striped tube socks
September 2006
. . . putting the monkey back in pants!
August 2006
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July 2006
. . . standback! we have monkeypox
June 2006
. . . happy like a schizo tourettes sufferer counting toothpicks as they hit the floor
May 2006
. . . contents may settle, product sold by weight not volume
April 2006
. . . tasty, like a new born baby
March 2006
. . . where allah spelled backwards is: halla!
February 2006
. . . purveyor of pathetic punditry and alliteration since 1996
January 2006
. . . this does not exist